Nostrpunk Future Dystopian Warlord, & Amateur Boogie Boarder from a timeline where heelys are still cool. 1173 posts
google (original definition) verb to throw a girl to the ground and tickle her until she pees (or pukes)… Nostrpunk Oct 26, 2024, 11:55 AM
This is why I burned my doxed/ compromised key to start fresh with this one. Don't be afraid to start over. We are still early. It's easier to rebuild 600 follows now then 1000000 in 10 years.… Nostrpunk Oct 26, 2024, 11:13 AM
I probably would have thought this was a joke only a year ago. I'd like to hitch a ride back to my old timeline if anyone with the tech is headed that way. . .… Nostrpunk Oct 26, 2024, 1:03 AM
My 3-year-old wanted to be a pirate for Halloween. And I couldn't be more proud.… Nostrpunk Oct 25, 2024, 9:51 PM
Before you sign that note, ask yourself: "does this belong in a manifesto?" If the answer is "no" then you're probably reading this as a screenshot on X or Facebook.… Nostrpunk Oct 25, 2024, 7:13 PM
21 sat zaps feels like some empirical bullshit. Let's go metric and make it a 💯… Nostrpunk Oct 25, 2024, 6:20 PM
Please do not write me in. I am extremely lazy and will do absolutely nothing if elected. I'll be too busy signing dank notes to wage wars.… Nostrpunk Oct 25, 2024, 4:52 PM